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Name: megan and
Birthday: 9/25/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: killing our friends, killing each other, trash talking each other, being more important than each other, being better than each other, being overly bored and therefore overly creative.... steph's waaay better then megan, just in case you were wondering. because i know you were ;)
Expertise: travel of all sorts, time and universal included.
killing bei xian... killing our friends. falling in love with robot lizards, being arrested, singing, being overly and wrongly sexual, dying, going to hell (never heaven, interestingly enough),
insulting each others good/bad looks, did i mention killing bei xian? being chased down by ugly fat german bald men behind waterfalls, having evil twins, fucking with people's minds,
destroying random cities, forests, tundra, etc.... let's kill bei xian again, shall we? alright.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/31/2003
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| once upon a time, megan and stephanie never updated the story.
they never updated the story because megan was killed by blood sucking ghosts.
stephanie fell down a mountain and landed on marshmellows. and was smothered to death in them.
the end. | | |
| and because everyone hates megan, everyone leaves earth and aliens come and blow up the earth, aka megan. there is nothing left of earth. or megan.
universal peace subsequently follows. | | |
| but the paper is done! bwhahah! finals are done!!! bwhaha!
now my only problem is existing in a million stomped bits...
um...
a gust of wind swooshes by blowing megan everywhere ...(um)...
megan is scattered all over the world until she is embedded in every
tree, rock, and piece of dirt...then a terrible toxic nuclear spill
occurs, imbuing megan bits with super powers! megan now controls
everything! she. IS. EARTH!
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| no. you still have to do your paper... says one of the scantily clad females. who then promptley begins dancing on whatever is left of megan with steph. | | |
| um. ouch.
but at least i won't have to do my paper! due to serious injury on behalf of a hole monster and being danced upon.
do you think my doctor could give me a note confirming that i was eaten by a hole monster?
everytime i sign on to xanga i see this victoria's secret ad...why do
they want me to look at scantily clad chicks all the time? whyee?
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can we actually USE this box?!
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HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M SO HOTT. WAY HOTTER THEN MEGAN! GO STEPH!
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